If you haven't heard the news, Barack-Obama is gone and no not our current president, but some sick mother fucking perv that has been tormenting people on newgrounds. Someone (not going to mention any names unless they want me to) shared a message he had sent this person and it went a little something like this:
The People Have Spoken7 Comments
Apr. 4, 2009 | 7:03 PM Barack-Obama says:
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
Okay, compose yourself before you smash the computer screen. WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT IN JAIL GETTING HIS ASS SHIVVED? I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER ONLY A COUPLE OF YEARS YOUNGER AND I CAN TELL YOU THIS THAT IF THAT HAD BEEN MY SISTER I WOULD HAVE STRAIGHT UP MURDERED HIS ASS! WERE HAS THE HONOR AND INTEGRITY GONE? WHERE HAS OUR COMMON SENSE GONE?
I'm in the ROTC and one of the first things we learn is a acronym called LDRSHIP (loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity and personal courage). These are all things that society are lacking today (not all, but a good number are missing this). My heart goes out to that little girl and hopes that the experience she had with barack-Obama sick pleasure does not scare her. She's still young and should be able to enjoy the rest of her childhood without some sick perv feeling her up just cause he couldn't get a girl his age to fool around with.
Kicking Barack-Obama's ass off newgrounds is the first step, next is to arrest him cause I'm pretty sure what he did is illegal? My final question is who in their right mind entrusted their child to that sicko. Whoever it was I'm guessing they didn't have any clue to what that monster's true nature is.
The evil one has fallen...