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Posted by eightball6219 - April 14th, 2009


If you haven't heard the news, Barack-Obama is gone and no not our current president, but some sick mother fucking perv that has been tormenting people on newgrounds. Someone (not going to mention any names unless they want me to) shared a message he had sent this person and it went a little something like this:
The People Have Spoken7 Comments

Apr. 4, 2009 | 7:03 PM Barack-Obama says:
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

Okay, compose yourself before you smash the computer screen. WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT IN JAIL GETTING HIS ASS SHIVVED? I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER ONLY A COUPLE OF YEARS YOUNGER AND I CAN TELL YOU THIS THAT IF THAT HAD BEEN MY SISTER I WOULD HAVE STRAIGHT UP MURDERED HIS ASS! WERE HAS THE HONOR AND INTEGRITY GONE? WHERE HAS OUR COMMON SENSE GONE?

I'm in the ROTC and one of the first things we learn is a acronym called LDRSHIP (loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity and personal courage). These are all things that society are lacking today (not all, but a good number are missing this). My heart goes out to that little girl and hopes that the experience she had with barack-Obama sick pleasure does not scare her. She's still young and should be able to enjoy the rest of her childhood without some sick perv feeling her up just cause he couldn't get a girl his age to fool around with.

Kicking Barack-Obama's ass off newgrounds is the first step, next is to arrest him cause I'm pretty sure what he did is illegal? My final question is who in their right mind entrusted their child to that sicko. Whoever it was I'm guessing they didn't have any clue to what that monster's true nature is.

The evil one has fallen...

SEE YOU LATER BITCH!


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I salute you, fellow Fallout 3-er.

Steel be with you (and all that jazz).

you sound cool
and stuck up for me and whitewolf soooooo.....
i sded u to frends
:3

Hell yes!
You seem like a cool guy and not one of those other internt douches that like to fuck with...eh I'll just leave it at you seem like a cool guy and I'm sided with you, whitewolf and any other's you'll have joined with.

go me! nah, you all probably hate me. =(

I don't know why I would.

what did you do? COME ON, SPIT IT OUT!

idk anymore ='( 0.o

That's a sick fuck.

Also, I play Fallout 3 occasionally.

these motherfuckers need to have there balls cut off

I know, right? I would fuck Jesus anyday. He seems like a good lay. all muscled and shit.

Oh and you can take your morals and just shove 'em right back up your ass.

And go ahead and delete this. Ban me. It just shows that all the so called "good" has to fall back on is censorship.

Dude go fuck yourself. No one thinks that's funny and it just proves that you're just as sick as Barack-Obama up there. If I ever meet you in person I'll beat the fucking shit out of you. It's cool if you don't like Christianity or any religion, but don't show and say this kind of sick shit here. It ain't and you need to go burn in hell

Do you play Fallout 3 for the computer or the X-box 360?

Oh hell yes I do! I'm the Savior of the Wastelands (my rank) and I got all the power armors. I kickass in that game.

Nice. My copy of fallout 3 is at my friends house, I started it a while ago but I didn't get very far yet.

Dude, you're going to want to look up Fort Constantine cause there is a whole bunch of goodies there (a FatMan nuke launcher, ammo and a special power armor suit) that'll be worth you while. You can either do the Mr.Crowley mission or just look it up on the internet. Also download Operation Anchorage and The Pitt to get the Guass Rifle and the Infiltrator (silenced auto rifle with a sniper scope).

Ah, the mini nuke launcher. I found a few mini-nukes already and I have been wondering what gun launches them.

Also look up the alien laser. It's a one shot kill gun

That thing about hank being happy, its making me cry from happiness *cries from joy*

He he he he he (Griffin Laugh). reference

I hope Krinkles can see it. Id hope hed be glad. =')

I doubt he'd see it. You never know what that guy is up too.