WHAT IN GOD'S NAME HAS HAPPENED? THE COMMUNISTS HAVE INVADED THE INTERNET! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME OUR IMAGINATION WAS ATTACKED BY TERRORISTS! SOUND THE ALARMS! SOMEONE GET A VOODOO MAN TO RAISE RONALD REGAN AND GENERAL GEORGE PATTON! I'M TURNING COMMUNIST, OH I'M TURNING COMMUNIST OH YES I THINK SO!

Wait, I can't write G O D? That's bullshit! I guess they really are G O D less commies.

Oh for the love of all things good and holy, quit changing what I write! You can't even type the lord's name one letter at a time with spaces in between.
Son of a Biscuit Eater I did not write "Bowl of Rice". I wrote "BULLSHIT".
FUZZY DICE THEY DID IT AGAIN!