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My name is Micheal J Caboose AND I HATE BABIES!

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Awsome fucking video. CHECK IT OUT BITCH OR THE FLYING SHARKS WILL DIE!

Alex Trebek: Sure you will. And finally, back again, Burt Reynolds in a commanding lead with $14.
Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, ah... check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12203/saturd ay-night-live-celebrity-jeopardy---ste wart-reynolds-and-connery

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Look at all the nice people in the audience with the jello pudding pops and those crazy teens with th ebaggy jeans ablaba goo ka kook a choo!

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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and....I can't remember the rest but you're mother is a whore
KHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Trebeck: Hey what did I say about ethnic slurs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6dsmx8 YmPs

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1016314/
celebrity_jeopardy_cage_flockhart_conn ery/

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12203/saturd ay-night-live-celebrity-jeopardy---ste wart-reynolds-and-connery#

This here pretty much explains the internet

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Read if you like....I couldn't give a shit

The last couple of weeks for me have been interesting. I am new to the total internet experience where I am free to make my own decisions with my own computer and have been introducded to a wide variety of types. The interent is the information highway. Vast amounts of data have been put up for the public both legally and illegally in a sort of utopia for learning and entertainment. I have also had the fortunate pleasure to meet the trolls and I'm not sucking up to anyone here. I know their type: the people at school shund for being different, so they retreat to the interent where their skills can reign supreme. Here they can entertain others with werid ass jokes and words that would give a English teacher a heart attack (that would be freaking funny), but then there are those who seek fun in angering others and to the extreme tormenting them (hackers).
They claim to be individualists seeking creativity and are marters and the real freedom fighters for the internet, but that ain't. Kudos to the ones that stop those pedophiles which is a dispicible crime and deserves the same punishment as a criminal who slaughters a family. You did do a noble thing, but only those who did can claim glory. I had one troll telling me about it as if he did where he couldn't because when that hapened he had to been in elemenary school and have been way to young to understand that kind of thing. These people are claiming it to be their achievement when they probably had nothing to do with the original troll(s) that were involved.
What I'm getting at is the interent has gone from the vast utopia it once was to a crumbling city filled with elitists, vagabonds and extremists. I couldn't even make one Fallout 3 joke with a mock rifle called the Shoop Rifle (a tribute to both the original Shoop Collab and Fallout 3 and a funny ass joke) without a few of them getting all pissy about it because i don't like 4chan. They said I'm a hypocrit because of my statement and I still used the joke which apparently is a 4chan thing. I found out about shoop-da-whoop from newgrounds when watching "The Hunt for SHoopacabra" and then I looked into and found youtube videos and it has been a favorite ever since, but now I'm starting to hate it because I can do nothing with it without extreme critiscism.
These people have claimed to be creative folks that support new ideas, but that only goes as far as long as you like their ideals no matter how awful and non sequitor they are. I'm a supporter of FoxNews because I can't stand the liberal media who warps the stories. FoxNews may be in your face but at least you get the damn truth no matter how bad it hurts. I've heard slander about the military and what they are doing (Tiredwolf, this is not a bash on you dude. I totally repect your opinion of a war-free world, you crazy day-dreaming Swede. he he), but the thing is these guys probably have no clue what these soldiers are doing. They're regular WORKERS like you and me it's just their job has a higher risk facter but they do it anyway to support their families, to have a steady career and to serve the country not just through fighting but through everyday work, like the Corp of Engineers who see to the public works projects. These men and women are doing their job and there is no reason to be a bithc ot them for that.
TO finish this up when you call me the hypocrit you call yourself that. We're all hypocrits it's just ot what degree. There needs to be a change here on the internet. People need to just chill the fuck off. If you don't like some shit you see you don't need to put some BS statement like (this was a recent one) "My penis has a name" or whatever the fuck he put.

I'm wrapping this up with I'm sick of this shit, but there is nothing I can really do (without hte support of government equipment) and going ot what these trolls say I think heard more sense out of the twelve year old douchebags on Xbox LIVE that what these guys say, but whatever.
My suggestion ot you all is: GO GET DRUNK!!!! We'll all be a lot happier and there will be some potenial youtube shit.

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YES YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

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ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE ME AND DEADEYE ON HALO 3 SHOW YOURSELF. OUR GAMERTAGS ARE THE SAME AS OUR NEWGROUND PROFLIES!

BROHTERHOOD ORDERS: START A HALO CLAN! LET'S KICK SOME ARSE

On your knees dog.....

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WE HAVE BRIAN ORAKPO!!!!!! AW HELL YEAH!
I've always been a little wary about the Capital's team, but this year we're looking good. We got new blood on the Offensive Line and strong defensive line and BRIAN ORAKPO!!!!

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It may be just a video game character, but he's right. A real Sniper has standards and a code of ethics
Learn from our Aussie friend here:

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I'm goign to put only one thing and hopefully most of you all know why the American sniper must be feared: M107 Barrett 50 caliber sniper rifle. I hate using these internet slangs, but this is a gun that makes me say OMG, no OMFLS (oh my fucking Lord and Savior). You hackers and turbo nerds can keep your computer and internet knowledge, when I get out of ROTC I'm going to be shooting these babies. Of all the guns in the world I can safely say that this gun is truely a peace keeper. One shot from this rifle and your head will really be gone. It's like the headshots in Fallout 3: head bits are going to be everywhere.

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I hope you internet thugs will never be at the end of one of these, no matter how much of a fag you all are.

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Some of you all know of 51430's change. He's a troll now and will remain a troll.
All I did was to tell him that he needs to stop sending me his gay ass advice and requests because it was just pointless bullshit and he goes all troll for that. he could of just banned me and been done woth it, but whatever. I feel bad, but not as much since he's a fucking queer now.

All of you people like him (not you trolls, but you advice givers) just back off. Stop trying to make peace between the two factions. The trolls and fighters are always going to argue so just stop. What's the point? As long as there are provokers there are going to be people who respond (including me).

Now enjoy the comedic styles of Col. Stinkmeaner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b56kKR xWIc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQOnDIt TsDA