Things just got Brutal

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If you haven't gotten, pirated or rented Jack Black's new game, Brutal Legend, do so immediently. This game is a great blend of RTS and sort of RPG out there. Jack Black is Eddie Riggs sent to a world where it's history is like out of a Heavy Metal song. Fighting evil forces from S&M demons, corrupt Hair Metal and Goth/Emo zombies you battle to free humankind so they are free to Rock out. Many voice talents include Tim Curry (Emperor Demon), Rob Halford or Judas Priest (Leader of Human Resistance), Lemmy Kilmister (Lead Vocalist and Bassist of Motorhead), Kyle Gass (Tenacious D and Jack Black's partner in Rock), Jack Black himself (dude if you don't know him, then where were you when Tenacious D came out or any of his movies?) and The Prince of Darkness Himself, Ozzy Osbourne as the Guardian of Metal (For awhile in Black Sabbath and now in his own band named after him, for Godsakes).

Ronnie James Dio was supposed to be in the game, but rumor has it that the feud between Osbourne and Dio caused him to just say no. Shame...could of used that God of Rock in there and he could of been another Guardian of Metal that Osbourne's character argued with. Also where the Hell was ACDC in that game?

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albatross412 2009-10-27 17:10:54

The Ozz-man can never die. I mean he's the keeper of fucking metal!

eightball6219 2009-10-27 17:10:54

Be careful not to disturb the Guradian of Metal's nap (it's one of the things he'll say)

CleverMiam 2009-10-28 10:25:07

TREES ARE FUCKING GAY!!!

eightball6219 2009-10-28 10:25:07

WTF mate?

MercenaryJohn 2009-10-29 16:58:40

AC-DC I've never listened to thier music damn I dont listen to that much heavy metal damn I need to get this game.

JACK BLACK IS BACK

eightball6219 2009-10-29 16:58:40

You my friend need to listen to some Heavy Metal before you play this game.
May I suggest these artists: KISS, Motorhead, Judas Priest, Manowar, ACDC, Dragonforce and Ozzy Osbourne (either his band or when he was apart of Black Sabbath)

MercenaryJohn 2009-10-29 22:08:45

kiss I've listend not so good its like

"damn you music sucks" "OH YA well bam my guitar is shooting fire" "oh shit thats awesome wooo!"

I like manowar they mad die with honor.

oh ozzy biteing heads off bat tisk tisk.

eightball6219 2009-10-29 22:08:45

Okay that happened once and the story went like this:
Ozzy Osbourne was originally supposed to bite the head off a prop bat. The music had attracted some bats and one actaully had gotten mixed up by the heavy metal and distorted it and landed near the prop. Ozzy grabbed the real one and as he went to bite teh stage manager was trying to warn him, but due to a mix of drugs and loud fans didn't realize what was about to happened and bit it off.

He never ment too bite off the real one. Google it to find the video.

MercenaryJohn 2009-11-05 05:46:08

I know all about how he thought the bat was fake.

yep sadly got my eyes on 5 other games.

eightball6219 2009-11-05 05:46:08

Which others?

whitewolf3307 2009-11-05 17:54:31

It does look good and funny.

eightball6219 2009-11-05 17:54:31

It is. It fucking is

MercenaryJohn 2009-11-05 20:50:31

#1 assassin creed 2 ( beast!)
#2 Left4dead 2 (beast and said to be hard!)
#3 call of duty modern warfare 2 (sounds beast)
#4 borderlands (good from what I've seen)
#5 dragon age orgins ( might want it more than borderlands but need more detail into game)

eightball6219 2009-11-05 20:50:31

Good line up. Borderlands is a great game

MercenaryJohn 2009-11-06 19:16:42

the rise of the 2's

eightball6219 2009-11-06 19:16:42

Bioshock 2

MercenaryJohn 2009-11-07 20:37:02

I would have some others but for the noe coming out this year thats them.
seeing as I pre-ordered halo reach I wont need to add it to next years list of top 5.

Wyvvern-Guy 2009-11-10 15:59:50

Fuck that, Modern Warfare 2.

eightball6219 2009-11-10 15:59:50

Modern Warfare needs no post becuase it is already epic and everyone who matters knows that...