We need the Angry Marines

I recently got home from Indianapolis (great city BTW, St Elmo's steak is great) and all I heard on the fucking flight home was Twilight. "My daughter just loves that book", "I started reading it and I couldn't put it down", "Oh I can't wait for the next movie", blah blah blah FUCK!

HOW THE HELL IS THAT FAGGOTRY SO POPULAR? Well I got a little something for you Twilight fans and for all normal people who hate the movie/book. Here's what the next movie should be: Twilight: Rise of the Angry Marines: Ass Kickers. Who wouldn't love to see these infinitely Angry warriors maim, destroy and tear those faggots up followed by a old fashion vampire burning?

We need the Angry Marines

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MercenaryJohn 2009-08-28 06:00:59

first holy shit you have a daughter.
2nd how does the movie end

eightball6219 2009-08-28 06:00:59

I have a daughter? Fuck when did that happen?

My movie ends with the that Twilight fag's shit kicked to the tune of "No more Mr. Nice Guy".

DarkDragonFate 2009-08-28 17:48:00

your being to nice to the twilight people

eightball6219 2009-08-28 17:48:00

Am I? I thought the Angry Marines would be enough, but maybe I should of gone with Chaos...or Necrons.

albatross412 2009-08-28 20:29:25

Applause applause. I'll fucking direct that movie!

eightball6219 2009-08-28 20:29:25

The Oscar is guarenteed!

ZeroInsanity 2009-08-28 21:31:06

^ Better yet, an entire room of Xenomorphs from Alien.
Accompanied with the Angry Marines, Blood Ravens, Ultramarines, Predators, ODSTs, Republic commandoes, and Captain Falcon.

eightball6219 2009-08-28 21:31:06

That's a pic saved for a rainy day

Rabid-Monkey101 2009-08-28 21:31:10

Yeah, there's no real point for twilight to be so popular, the only thing it reminds me of is geeky, because of the vampires, and i barely ever read these day because it's so boring to read.

eightball6219 2009-08-28 21:31:10

Plus I'm pretty sure that a real vampire would of turned that chick into a human cherry soda and not been all lovy-dovy

Gorzahg 2009-08-29 00:31:01

bah! wimpy space marines, ya want some orcs to stomp all over them!

eightball6219 2009-08-29 00:31:01

Dah Boyz didn't wantz t handlez this kind of a WAAAGH. Best left to those humie Angry Marinez.

Warboss wants Dah Boyz to takes out those gits ats the Dizney Channel.

Gorzahg 2009-08-29 00:31:25

also, nice pic

MercMax 2009-08-29 08:27:41

wow the ironic someone just put that book at my door.
damn it I never should have joined that damn book club 7 years ago.
I dont know where I live but come on I've geting gay little book now this.
SAVE ME!!!!

eightball6219 2009-08-29 08:27:41

Now there's always a bright side. For instence you can burn that book or strap it to some bottle rockets and a shit load of fire crackers and blow it to kingdom come. Or you could do both in the same area that a bunch of Twilight fans are at.

MercenaryJohn 2009-08-30 19:17:59

oh come on twilight was a go...bf was a...BF... ha I cant say damn that was the gayest movie I ever saw a human and a vampire in love bull he would have eaten her end of story.

eightball6219 2009-08-30 19:17:59

I was gonna say that a statement like that can't be from you

DarkDragonFate 2009-08-30 19:38:21

if you want to see evil give me a knife and an ax and some alone time with them.

eightball6219 2009-08-30 19:38:21

Granted. Have fun

laorithe6606 2009-09-01 09:53:45

have hydralisks rip edward the vampire's nutsack off

eightball6219 2009-09-01 09:53:45

hydrawhats? and who is edward the vampire?

MercenaryJohn 2009-09-01 14:48:16

the hydralisk is a zerg unit off of starcraft if I'm not mistaken.
I think edward is a vampire off the movie.

eightball6219 2009-09-01 14:48:16

Ah..okay. I remember the Zerg from that Tankmen spoof, Halomen2.

MercenaryJohn 2009-09-01 15:21:35

thous ones you saw where hydralisks

MercenaryJohn 2009-09-01 15:49:49

<a href="http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Category">http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Categ ory</a>:StarCraft_units

MercenaryJohn 2009-09-01 15:50:47

wait the link didnt work

eightball6219 2009-09-01 15:50:47

I saw 'em. They're pretty fucking cool

MercenaryJohn 2009-09-02 15:37:24

stop leveling up and gaining rank it makes me feel small!

eightball6219 2009-09-02 15:37:24

As Ozzy Osbourne's song goes: I Don't Want to Stop

laorithe6606 2009-09-04 21:07:59

i sparked an SC discussion. i feel special

eightball6219 2009-09-04 21:07:59

Congrats

laorithe6606 2009-09-04 22:42:20

Them Angry Marines remind me of odsts

eightball6219 2009-09-04 22:42:20

Really?

st91 2009-09-05 23:50:15

which BoS company do belong in? Pleeeeease tell me you're not working for GAY dog...HAW HAW HAW.

eim eh funni gi

eightball6219 2009-09-05 23:50:15

No. We're a seperate Chapter

laorithe6606 2009-09-08 18:23:22

Yeah, with the additude adjuster and your ass here, reminds me of feet first into hell and all those odst tattoos.