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Okay, good job on the translations. I was born in Moscow, and am fluent in Russian, so if you need any help I'm always available.

And great story.

Dude that's great. I'm definitly gonna go to you cause I want to make this more real (culturaly). You'll be hearing from me soon

Keep 'em comming... The art work is the best in this one.

Thanks, but the gunshot I did is way too crooked. It was late when I did it.

Blame it on strong winds. lol

Right on

Or the gun just misfired.

Maybe, but then how'd the zombie's head go boom?

You planed a grenade in his mouth to make it go boom. Blood and guts eveywhere. Soldier coverd in zombie brains.

Good thing for the armor otherwise they'd be infected

I thought that the only way you could get infected was if one was to bite you like how rabies is spread.

Zombies infect through two methods: bites and....bodily fluids (google it). The zombie's mouth mutates with the virus to make the jaw muscles stronger to shred through skin, muscle and bone. Another trait is that the mouth transmits the virus like a Komodo Dragon bite.

The second method is when blood comes in contact with a wound or oriface (usually the mouth, but you know there are sick motherfuckers out there). Since it is a virus there will be traces in the bloodstream and the virus cannot live without being inside a host...or blood of a host (that is not indefinite either as virus living in spilled blood has a life of three days). If a soldier or civilian kills one without proper head and face gear then there is a chance that blood can get inside the mouth and that's all the virus needs to survive and spread and it will be closer to its intended target: the brain, specifically the medulla oblongata and nervous systems that control muscle functions. Infection from blood in the mouth to a bite near or at the head can result in death and reanimation in less than a hour (depending on immune system status)

Eight, you watch way too many zombie moves.

Actually I do random google searchs and one of them I found a few zombie sites (fake zombie protection agencies).

Sign me up! You never know when a zombie will try to break into the house.

I'm not aprat of the group. Me and my friends do have a zombie plan though

Why does that not surprise me

Boredom can cause werid things

That it can....Oh look a bunny....

and that is a flaw that newgrounds doesn't recognize cyrillic.

lol I found the cure for boredom. <a href="http://www.bored.com/">http://www.bored.com/</a>

Hm...well done drawing, once again! :D

Hey 8ball
Been a while, huh?
Dandy art and story, might I add.
:3

well thank you and it has been awhile.
What's up?